Mermaid's Lure Plan Still in the Works

Dearest Sister Tikiwa, I woke up this morning feeling lucky, a nice sale on the Qeynos market proved this feeling right. Today would be the day I set the plan I was so diligently working on in motion. I headed down to the Qeynos Docks. The Mermaid's Lure is located right on the docks, it's a favorite for many sailors and fishermen. There is a room with a barbarian woman diligently standing guard. Being the pirate I am, it screamed for my attention. For weeks now I've been palling up to Shanda Tierbold, trying to get to what's behind the door she's guarding. Today, I bought us the strongest dwarven ale I could buy. The night grew long, and after our 5th chorus of "Halas, Home of the Tundra I Love.", I was finding it hard to keep focus. Shanda could handle her ale better than this human, so rather than continue my plan I bid her good eve. Boulden Smitestone was running his normal route on the docks when I bumped into him on my way out. "Whay don't you watch where you're going, you little squirt." I mouthed off at the dwarf.. He quickly replied I was too low level to inflict any pain on him. I drew my blade in quick reply. But just as I was beginning to lay my first blow, I was tossed up into the air. The water rushed over my head before I had even realized what happened. I felt sobriety return to me. That will teach me size really doesn't matter.. As I resurfaced Boulden shouted back to me, "Anytime you need a bath, you know where to find me." from: Dread Pirate Naomai Watiki